Get fucked !!

Stella bought, mussels simmering away, episode of Poirot watched…. COME ON MY BOYS 🇧🇪 🇧🇪 🇧🇪 🇧🇪 #AllezleBelg

We start every game with 10 men then ? #SwanseaCity

Can we please approach the first 25 minutes of all games like that ! #SwanseaCity

Robbie Fowler. Make it so #SwanseaCity

Vitor, you’ve got a massive job ahead of you. That was a long long night #Swans

Not the best football but fuck me they’re running all day. Love to see the effort #SwanseaCity

Szboszlai scores an absolute piss whistler, doesn’t celebrate. 3 chances to shoot in the same way and doesn’t. Gives a goal away and a penalty which should have been given. He’s got money on this. #LFC

Cannot wait for this. I’ve already got my bit of mountain picked out. Love it #LeTour

"The virus will hunt down the unvaccinated" "Ukraine is a democracy defending the World" "Iraq is about to bomb us" "Men can have periods" The same people who told you all this are still in charge. Don't forget it.

Lights cigar, pours brandy ……. Drowns in politicians/the world tears ….. Us with our eyes open were always reminded right 😮‍💨

Cracking evening at Anfield with James Lilley last night. Drinking pints and eating sausage rolls in front of you was making me nervous though 😂 good luck for next month take his head off 👊🏼

Sack that twat right now !! #LFC

FA Cup on BBC1 6 nations on ITV Fantastic, the way it should be.

Hahahaha. Never has one player made a complete cock of himself so many times in such a short space of time.

Shush the crowd now Pollock you utter prick !! #FRAvENG #6Nations

👇🏼 #LFC

Had my hair cut by a Syrian yesterday in my favourite barbers. The barber told me that this guy is ISIS. You know that terrorist organisation…… 20 years at war and hundreds of British soldiers dead and wounded. Kier Starmer is utter pond scum !!

#SwanseaCity fans. This is from a TikTok page called Visualabs. They do CGI mock ups of new stadia. Obviously won’t happen but imagine this where the civic centre is. Glass backed stands overlooking the sea. More or less opposite the old Vetch. Oof yes please #Jacks #Swans

This coverage of #TheMasters is absolutely shit. Cam Young charging they’ve not shown one of his shots. Jason Day 3 birdies in a row ….. nothing. Rory birdies the 10th …..nothing. It gets worse every year !!