once i get my hair done and my nails did, it’s gonna be over for you bitches killing sea turtles

if you know what train penny’s are, you’re a real one

my kids are gonna have cute aesthetic photos of them to look back on but when they see mine they’re gonna think i was a boy

a lot of things have broke my heart but not long neck ice cold beer, am i right?

QUIT PULLING YOUR SHIRT UP TO SHOW OFF YOUR STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE, thx :)

i wanna be able to @ my boyfriend without every girl in my area code adding him

if some of you saw how goofy me and my boyfriend act, the voice inside your head would say “awe”

my family tree has a deer stand in it

my friends: it’s only september bro me excited for halloween: YOU COULDA HAD A BAD WITCHHH 🧙🏼‍♀️🧪🧡🎃

YAS Cardi Please! #bravessong3 Atlanta Braves

snapchat needs an auto save messages option

dating your bestfriend is the best kind of dating. &not just bc your dating doesn’t mean you have to force yourself to be bestfriends, i mean hanging out before dating. dates together, laughing constantly, roasting each other, stealing each other’s food. giving your best everyday

we ain’t in october, we’re in the 90th of june

here me out... nutella chocolate chips

if guns kill people then my pencil doesn’t do it’s homework

you know with all this “war” stuff happening, it has me thinking that maybe 2019 wasn’t that bad

i am the ceo of social distancing. been doing it since day 1

once you give up on me youre not gonna get the cute selfies no one else seen, you’re not gonna get the random long paragraphs, you’re not gonna get the same energy you once did. so dont leave me.