Okay, five and half weeks in: witching hour is a real thing and the best remedy is a warm bath, a baby carrier, and a brisk walk around the perimeter of our backyard. In that order. Also: no, I haven't slept for more than 3 hours in a row. Yet.

After buying every known breastfeeding pillow ever made, some thoughts: 1) Brest Friend is amazing but not comfy. Sacrifice: it's what parenting is all about. 2) Boppy is terrible. 3) Those flat L-shaped ones are a joke. 4) The Neka is cozy af. Love it.

Need some advice of parents with long (tall?) newborns: what swaddles did you use once your babies got too long for the 0-3 ones? Looking for ones with velcro.

Ever get the feeling like you're doing this whole parenting thing... wrong? Timing all of the things a newborn needs in a day is daunting.

Post-procedure lip and tongue tie release x 6-week colic peak LOL LOL LOL LOL

7) Despite the resurgence of #COVID cases in western Europe and Asia, the electorally-minded Legault government in Québec intends to drop the mask mandate in a month’s time even though a new study by The Lancet on March 8 urges people to continue wearing them because of variants.

The things I order at 4am are wild: a wipes warmer, a giant FP swing, extra Haakas, a new glider recliner, cliff bars.

Just watch this video. Just watch.

My stash of crunchy peanut butter CLIF BAR in the side pocket of my rocking chair is the real postpartum MVP.

My 2-month-old rolled over today. Was it an accident? A fluke? Maybe. Either way, tonight's the first night without the swaddle AFTER last night's epic up-every-30-minutes marathon. Say a little prayer for me and my husband.

Nothing quite kicks you harder in the feels than having to order a size-up in pajamas for your baby, huh.

Someone asked me today what a contraction feels like. All I could come up with is that for me, it felt like the volcanic center of the earth was rising up into my back and out again, making time a completely immeasurable construct and my physical reality completely untouchable.

I need chocolate every night after I finish putting the baby to bed. It is one of the strongest urges I have ever had. Do with that what you will.

My soul friend, Gillian Leigh Sonin makes others feel deeply & wholly understood; she is a light in the world, & she often articulates things better than I ever could. ✨ This is that ✨ I present to you, the apology OSHEAGA/TYRON owe to the Jewish community. Do not settle for less.

New from me: I got the inside story on the firing of Lisa LaFlamme. canadaland.com/bell-executive…

The RHOBH easter egg in the last episode of S3 of Never Have I Ever is *chefs kiss*.

Once when I was young, around 8 or so, we had a garage sale. My siblings and I were killing time riding our bikes along the sidewalk and this guy stopped in. But he wasn't there to buy anything. He went up to my mom, introduced himself and said he'd stopped because he saw us...

Not hanging around for whatever Elon has planned. Bye.