time for a cleanse

mentally i’m here

still feel this way

I just googled at what age does a man fully mature and it said 43.

I asked for two tortillas with my chipotle bowl and the dude winked and handed me them and said “on the house” so yeah you could say the weekend is about to pop the fuck off

do you lock your car as soon as you get in it or are you a guy

Women: I have a stalker, he threatened to kill me. Police: Cool, can you call us when he actually does that?

Your early twenties are all about making some of the worst stir fry imaginable

Me on my way to critique the outfits from the Met Gala last night

i deserve all the good in life. i’ve been through some real traumatic shit and had a lot of betrayal & i still have a big heart. i deserve it and i’m going to keep striving for it.

fighting battles i cant win

men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and have eye contact

i be like “long story short” then still tell the entire story

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"you've changed" shit I hope so