“The peasant that becomes a knight-- ArmiN THAT DOESNT HAPPEN, EVER.” Face palm. Shakes head. “But I'll stay because you tried, ig!!”

Must. Resist. Cuteness– Fuck it. Glomps his baby. Groans. “Fine, I'll staY. BUT ONLY CAUSE I WANNA, NOT CAUSE...YOU ASKED.” Lies, lies.

“Istg dating Armin is great but so stressful. MY BABY'S SO SENSITIVE, I DON'T WANT TO ACCIDENTALLY HURT HIS FEELINGS.”

“He's such a Tsundere for me. He's pushed me down stairs once because I wanted him to kiss me when I was "dead"." So cute!!”

{IM BACK.}

“WhAT? I'm sorry, baBY. I'M SO DUMB.” Heavy breathing. “YOU CAN PUSH ME OFF A CLIFF, IF YOU WANNA. I GIVE CONSENT” x.com/adroitdrift/st…

{exams tho!!! Love exams!!!}

“I miss coconut.”

“WAIT. I DON'T HAVE A UTERUS.” Isaiah Magnolia

“Suuuuuup sluuuuuts!”

IS GLOMPED. “SUP, SWEETCHEEKS. HOW'S IT GOIN'?” x.com/cloyingaura/st…

[IM SORRY LMAO.] x.com/cloyingaura/st…

. . . . . SmaCKS AND GROPES BUTT. “NAH. JUST HIBERNATING.” x.com/cloyingaura/st…

PLAYS BONGOS ON THAT SWEET ASS. "THIS IS FUN." x.com/cloyingaura/st…

Still continues to bongo with the ass-o. "NOICEEEEE. SWEET– –" SCREAMS. "Ah you STUPID BRAT." x.com/cloyingaura/st…

"How meeeaaaan. I would've thought you all missed me~"

"Woah heY– I only play around with Chris that way and it's 'cause he's funny!"

"THEY HAVE A LOVECHILD?!"

"I'M GAY, BUT SOMETIMES."