Me: let’s change ya buttttt My toddler: ✌🏼🏃‍♂️💨

Literally what

R.I.P.

Wouldn’t you be happy if your kid loves his stepdad/stepmom and is good to them???? I’ll never understand the animosity 🤣 all I want is for mine to have a step mommy he loves and is good to him

Do NOT message me asking my availability for your wedding and include "I've asked everyone and they're booked" "no one's available" that's so fucking insulting lmao so...I'm your last resort? No thanks. I'm not available. ✌🏼

♣️♠️⚡️GIVEAWAY⚡️♦️♥️ Since these hoodies did so well, I’m gonna give away 2 of them and some rad stickers to 2 people! All you have to do is like this tweet, retweet it, and follow us on Instagram! Giveaway will end next Wednesday 😎♣️

a healthy relationship after a very toxic one, is honestly very hard and I think people need to normalize talking about that.

nobody: drunk me: “i GoTtA pEe AgAiN yAlL”

My bf is so sweet to me …he goes above and beyond to make me happy 🥺

When your drunk texting at 4AM and can’t see the phone properly..

😃

My baby looks like a big kid and I’m not ok with it

God you’re an idiot

Not me tho