Ok that’s it. Fired up and convinced we’re making it to Wembley after seeing this from the skipper…HWTL💉🤌🖤🤍

Just trying to get my head around the facts. Newcastle beat the entire top four on the way to winning the cup. Dan Burn, England’s Dan Burn, scored. And it’s Jimmy fucking Nail’s birthday!!!! Oh no, started crying again.

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Sandro 🫶🖤🤍

This just gets funnier and funnier every time you watch it Bruno Guimarães Isak is the puppet master 🤣🖤🤍 👏🏻 #NUFC 🎥 Jake Usman

Maddison didn’t fancy it, Tosin didn’t, Mbeumo didn’t. So fuck. Bruno did. Sandro did. Isak did. I can’t wait for a year’s time when our new RW is stood with the others who took a chance on us being serenaded as a hero because they wanted to be part of it. ⚫️⚪️ #NUFC

Imagine being so knuckledragging dim you listen and believe Farage

Firm handshake that ahaha

Di Maria looked at the referee like "oof, you wouldn't hear me saying that" and Izquierdoz is immediately shown a red card lol.

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Happy Gilmore fans who don’t like Happy Gilmore 2 clearly just don’t like being happy. The callbacks, the nostalgia, the return of Shooter.

Me logging onto this app every day, seeing yet more negative #NUFC news and logging straight off again.

“Leverkusen are monitoring the situation” x.com/zerowontmiss/s…

Palm Springs (2020) is one of the smartest and funniest time-loop movies in years, and it doesn’t get talked about enough.

Micah Richards in the thick of it for Joleon Lescott’s DJ set at Creamfields😭😭😭 What a bloke👏👏👏

And here is me with a 0% ballot success rate across this season and last #NUFC

15 seconds of Beto’s time to create a core memory for these 2 kids👏👏👏 x.com/StokeyyG2/stat…

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Some of our fans are laughable. I’m seeing a scary amount of #NUFC accounts on here writing off Anthony Elanga after two decent games, and one poor cameo - all of which have been without him having a striker to aim for in the middle… Absolutely ludicrous. Do better, people!