Tf is going on

Katsuki jerking off Izuku’s t-dick with two fingers while he’s down on his knees with his mouth dropped open, tongue out like he’s waiting for a come shot. The visual alone is enough to have Izuku trembling.

I’m kissing people on the mouth after covid

I told my husband I was tired as his cue to stop playing his game and come cuddle me but he just said “Aw, I’m sorry”.... Going to start sighing loudly every 12 seconds. Wish me luck.

Last night I woke up /myself/ and my husband by screaming “ELLIOT PAGE” at the top of my lungs ???? I don’t know what he did but I was fucking hyped about it at 3:36am

Today’s task is to not think about the 52 hertz whale for too long and cry about it.

My husband was telling me he had a super productive day off and then listed everything for me and I have no idea what he did because I was reading smut. Someone divorce me for him.

Mariah Carey shut the fuck up

yet another unrealistic body standard for women

I get my first dose of the vaccine today and my nerves are going haywire.

Who said romance is dead? 🤠🤠🤠

I am such an absolute shit goblin that the local librarian just offered to come to my house and pick up my overdue books.

Also I am steadily working on regaining my locker privileges at the post office because I would leave packages in there for weeks. Who let me be an adult?

I returned them to the drop box and she clapped for me in the window. I really wish this weren’t real life.

I ain’t callin no tax man riding in a Mitsubishi Mirage

I got misgendered at the gas station but they also thought I was a lesbian so it’s okay I guess

these new scars are so manly bro