Just got off the phone with my Ottawa REDBLACKS season seat rep. I don't envy his job right now. I swore I would ride or die with this team since 2013, but the on-field product and the cost...if they decide they want to slash the price from this year, I'll listen. Otherwise, I'm out.

I guess the Ottawa REDBLACKS gave me two extra seats because I had them banked from not going last month. Does anyone, preferably not a serial killer, wanna hang out with C & Me?

No matter how bad you think it might be, it's worse

Wtf! Today I learned. I thought my height of political celebrity was interviewing Tyrone Benskin for my tax paper in law school.

I hope this regrettable Corey Perry incident doesn't ruin the sterling reputation of the Chicago Blackhawks organization.

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Did a Walmart grocery pickup at Billings Bridge for my mom. Looks like someone ate a few slices out of it...yum.

I feel like I played tackle football every time I go to Bubblesea Adventure with the kids. I assume it's a similar thing.

I've been to Carollton. I guess that's like Arnprior. Tracks.

I choose to believe this is legally binding. If I ever getting a free night from the kids I'm hitting Yuk Yuks open mic again and...getting humbled as shit again...

I volunteer myself. I don't drink and hate loud music and am usually in bed by 9:30. Who better to represent the nightlife of the city?

When the Walmart Canada curbside guy asks you to fill out the email survey and the bread looks like this:

No one who did something meaningful in their lives ever thanked the pomodoro technique 'Yes, why, I was able to paint this masterpiece because I used the pomodoro technique'

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Guess I should take Ottawa REDBLACKS SSH out of my bio. I'll probably still get a flex pack, but I wanna see how this team is doing. I don't want to plunk my free time and cash on a garbage team.

Still remember you and Glen Gower and Greg Drover giving me the VIP treatment when I was doing "field research" for my thesis! The in-game entertainment is top notch.

"Cooper network" lol.

A salesman for the Iraq War says “advanced democracies” wage war reluctantly. Argue they’re all good if you want, but don’t pretend the U.S. hasn’t been at war virtually nonstop since 1991. In that time, what region of the world has become more secure, liberal, or pro-American?

Mooney’s Bay Beach, Ottawa 1979