a woman’s curves (softness) have always been adored through the ages. it’s Aphrodite coded. at our healthiest, we’re supposed to carry a bit more fat than men. it helps regulate our hormones. a well nourished, healthily curvy body is a divine design.

she’s a 10 but she rots in her room all day yearning and making up scenarios in her head

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#SHUTTHEFUCKUP #IDC #UGGGHHWHATEVERRRRR

gaining relationship weight feels like being fattened up for the slaughter

The idea that you'll meet someone, skip the small talk, and go straight to the meaning of life is very romantic -- and sometimes it happens -- but something I've learned in my thirties that I was too stupid to understand in my twenties is that mastering the art of small talk is

i need a way out and do NOT say through

#londoniknowhowyoufeelilostmyqueentoo

just wiped a tear off my cheek. i prayed for times like this.

they blew snoopy's shit smoove off

This is genuinely how so many suicidal people are getting by. Life is not getting better for them, they are just too busy to do it so they keep postponing and before they know it, years have gone by. But they haven’t truly lived them because it’s always at the back of their mind.

I get blackout and start sayin shit like this

my most libertarian take is that if you can successfully pull off something like this for that long and with such high quality they try to promote you, they should just give you the license

when did selkie prices become... that...

THAT TIME WHEN A KID ASKED JOHN CENA WHAT HIS FAVORITE FOOD WAS💀 Bro was WILD for this😭🤣

it's like no one wants to unhealthily text 24/7 anymore

get his ass

i mean sure i guess

no one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type

i could totally invent 3 more stages of grief if they let me