IM BACK FUCKERS HOLY HELL

holy shit. i hate that i can just readily see shit that i said a year ago bc i’ve not been here to update shit idk who that bitch is i do not associate

also. changes have been made. for one i changed my name so for those who don’t know, i’m corey

brother bear has haunted me for nearly an entire year

corey corey rising from the grave

how legal is it for me to stan myself

me deleting all my weird old tweets from a year ago

camryn: 🎵 eeeeevery night in my-🎵 me: ASS

hey kids i’m back so ask me where i’ve been or confess ur undying love idk curiouscat.me/ghxstboys?t=15…

[KICKS DOWN DOOR] WHAT THE FUCK

if 2022 actually happens i will kill myself and that is a PROMISE

nice to know this has always been the vibe w my mum

it is 3:46 AM and I am in tears laughing at the video of corey and I doing absolutely terrible ASMR on @BrandonWisdomYT's camera as Camryn Yule mocks us in the background yes, the video is just as cursed as it sounds

There's two types of people in this world, people who've seen the Shrek 2 DVD extra "far far away idol" and complete losers

i had a dream about a month ago that i had a girlfriend with red hair and blue eyes and she was american and her name was either skye or rose now i don’t think these exact specifications are too much to ask for nor will they be that hard to find im going to be alone foreve