We should’ve directed the evil that is TMZ at the greater evil that is the US Congress a long time ago.

We live in the absolute goofiest timeline where Glitch, an independent animation studio, is about to make millions at the box office, while Paramount - an 100year old studio yanked a sure fire financial hit from theaters only to have it leak on twitter 6months before release.

The angle making it look like he’s shorter than it only for him to walk behind it. Yamazaki let me kiss you GOAT.

the devil is talking to me tonight

COOL GUY DOODLES!!! finally gettin back into the swing of things 😮‍💨 #twrp #twrpband Doctor Sung TWRP

happy titanic sinking anniversary to my fellow neurodivergent baddies with childhood hyper fixations on maritime disasters

bro the loud ass booing every time curl touches the puck is taking me out lmfaooo

bro curl just tried to assassinate her own goalie what the fuck

FLEET:

genuinely the day the fleet gets to actually play in boston permanently is the day i get a season pass

personally i dont find tasha's laughter hideous at all. i think all women are beautiful

the level of bloatedness i’m experiencing right now can only be compared to the frog balloons from shrek

me too girl

fleet why are you doing this to me

they got my girl levy working way too fucking hard tonight this genuinely hurts

I am so bad at saying no to people I just accidentally bought a $50 body scrub at the farmers market that I did not want but goddamn I smell good and I am very smooth actually

why are people mad about this like this is objectively the best, most cohesive way for season 2 to go