Does anyone even know what the fuck

Definitely got sunburnt today at the beach.

I need to go!!!

I got out of the shower and my cat yelled at me. Like the loudest meow ever just starting at the shower. I was like “yes, I’m still here.” 🤣🤍☠️

Me and my cat everyday after I get off from work

Can’t, I’m having a beer after work with my cat.

It does

Getting gas this morning in scrubs: Guy getting into car of dudes: “I’m real sick” Me:” you are?” Him: ” yeah real sick” Me: ”you don’t sound sick” Him: “oh” They drive off.

Can’t, I’m having two beers with my cat tonight and watching a movie.

I’m not and it better get fixed and be on 66

when you want to sleep but even sleep dont want you

I got all the yard dad shit done. Had some pad thai with tofu. The best shower in the world. My ac is on 66 and my fan on blast. Black out curtains activated, and projector turned on. Took some ibuprofen for my cramps. RIP. 🪦 👻

Making poolside Paloma’s, it’s over for you bitches!

i absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. the excitement of finally laying down? unmatched

I was watering plants this morning in my mumu because I thought everyone would either be asleep or at church. I was wrong. Some young man was walking down the street this morning and startled me with a “heyyyy!” And I was like “hi” #awkward

if grief is the ghost, i am the house and we are learning to live without you.