Better than new Eminem in my opinion

This is the most insane thing I’ve ever heard someone say

Really productive therapy session after a rough day at work. Cried for almost an hour straight let’s go

lmao holy shit

Never forget that Ronald Reagan tripled the national debt from $738 billion to $2.1 trillion, dropped the income tax rate on the top 1% from 70% to 28%, sold 500 missiles to Iran, let 90,000 Americans die of AIDS, and set into motion the end if mental institutions, creating a

THIS IS THE COURAGE WE NEED IN D.C. 👇🏼 “It was bigotry then, it’s bigotry now”‼️

Is it just me, or do these people not seem fully okay in the head? Like, you travel halfway across the world just to sit in a hotel room refusing to touch anything because it’s not kosher.

Israel is never mentioned once in the movie, though.

I weigh more than I ever have in my life and while my therapist says it’s a healthy weight for my size I hate myself. I feel like trash and I hate looking at myself in the mirror and I keep thinking back to when I was skinny and not eating and it’s hard to not go back to that

Literally if this is you, please stop playing the game. Your friends hate being around you and you’re one of the worst kinds of people

I’ve been watching this show Alone and one dude tapped out after 19 days cause he liquid shit in his sleeping bag sleeping naked and it’s by far one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

This is how I impressed Courtney actually

genuinely left my ass speechless

If you don’t say Crystal we can’t be friends

These guys are called Crabsmack and they only play covers of famous songs, but change the lyrics to make the songs about eating Crab/crablegs.

Can’t wait until someone tweets “Elon is a pedophile with no friends” and it becomes a Certified Banger and they have to delete the whole thing

Finding out at 30 years old that I’m really good at Fortnite is messing with me