How far? me and my babe don settle 😂….You wey say make I choose myself… you dey craze o

all roads lead to character development

It's okay to cry it out sometimes

Shaking your 🍑 knowing it stink has to be some type of d!sability

If you see me smiling, na weed.

When i die, will the cum in my balls go to heaven?

A humorous guy will beat: - a rich guy - a handsome guy - a smart guy In my opinion, yes.

I’m all i got.

There needs to be a stoner Tinder where instead of sex, it’s getting high together.

Will you let me finger you

Girls with small bwess are always scared to hang their bra outside, cause it looks like nose mask

Even the girlies with good intentions still wants your money.

Dear God, don’t let me become what I hate most. Keep me real, even when it’s hard. 🙏🏻

I don’t like that TikTok automatically turns off my music whenever I open it. I wanted to use the app, but I couldn’t because I’m connected to Bluetooth.

When you price something in the market and walk away, suddenly the seller remembers the last price 😂

I belong in the hands of a grown matured man

Your habits are either building you or breaking you.”

Most people aren’t against you, they’re just for themselves