Congratulations to all of the Hamilton Girls’ Basketball players who made the All-Conference team. Nicole Ghelfi 2nd Team. Maddie Anderegg, Julia Bruch and Rachel Rank, Honorable Mention.

So proud of our daughter Nicole Ghelfi and her teammates. Down 8-0 and 12-6 going into the last inning. Scored 7 to win 13-12 over Arrowhead. State bound next Thursday! Charger Softball

For those special occasions when only the finest beer will do, it’s time to reach for a goddamn 7-Eleven.

Great start of the day with a state walk💪!! Come support your girls later today and bring your umbrellas☂️☔️! Your girls will be leaving at 4pm!!! 🚌So line up throughout Sussex !! (School, Sussex bowl, the pig, and more!!)📸 #statebound

Still generally regarded as Sports Illustrated’s worst swimsuit issue …

Throw up a hand if you can remember when everybody smoked so much in cars they had to put ashtrays in the back of the goddamn seats.

In 1979, the Eagles' Tony Franklin kicked a 59-yard field goal. Experts now believe it would've been good from at least 80 if he'd had the presence of mind to wear a shoe like a normal fucking person.

Aaron Judge just hit #61 and it ought to mean even more to us. Thanks a lot, assholes.

No list of terrible sports mascots is complete without the Supersonics’ Wheedle, who looks like he just got kicked off Sesame Street for asking Big Bird to buy him crystal meth.

My opinion on sweet potatoes and sweet potato fries. People think they are supposed to like them so they act like they do. Vastly overrated and leaning towards terrible. Don’t even get me going on Sweet Potato Pie.

Could the Milwaukee Bucks miss more wide open shots? Choke much?

Couldn’t find much trivia on Shohei huh? Milwaukee Brewers

This bite or muffin top better?

The ‘Sisters…Sisters’…jingle from Walmart is about as annoying as anything that I can imagine at this point of my life so far.

Did Uncle Joe take this title away from me last night, @seelyjp24? Brett Cantillon Cory Gasper

I am so sick of Brian Anderson saying ‘late’ on foul balls. Some are fouled almost straight back. STOP SAYING LATE!!! #Brewers

When did the ‘slider’ cease to exist all of a sudden? Now they are called ‘sweepers’? Kind of sick of hearing sliders called sweepers. #Brewers #mlb It’s still a slider.

Stop saying Minnesota #Debate2024