Over 40% of working families are on Universal Credit and you want me to feel sorry for useless MPs that have their expenses paid and get a salary of over £80,000??

I love how toddlers can be like "dhskdjydnsksbdnksndbx" and their mother is like "Oh you want to watch Peppa Pig? I'll put it on for you". Meanwhile I'm there like

“never quit” sounds great, but sometimes, you gotta quit. be willing to say, “this isn’t what i thought it was,” or “this doesn’t appeal to me anymore.” remember that you can quit “the thing” without quitting on yourself. remember that persistence and fluidity can coexist.

noise, why are you making noise??

Even those who lie daily, have not lied like this before.

No offence but absolutely nobody is reading ur urban dictionary names

I’ll be home 6 days a week, on that 7th day I’ll post something on my story and now it’s ‘you’re always out’. Leave me alone!

So tomorrow is Monday again ? I can’t keep living like this.

Adult friendships are hard. Everyone is busy and life happens. I’ve learned you gotta let people know when you’re thinking of them. A simple “thinking of you, hope all is well” really goes a long way.

i gotta stop agreeing to stuff without calculating if imma have the energy

I hateeeee opening the door for people who live in the house, WHERE IS YOUR KEY

Idk why happened but I’m on the elephant’s side

So it goes