Getting rinsed for making a mistake and pretending you did it on purpose as bait is the lamest thing anyone can do other than be on a show like Geordie Shore and think that makes you a big deal, this lad has achieved both

Why is this the case? (Look at the replies for a clue)

I'd have tripped the cunt if he shoved me like that

If you see someone kick at a pigeon kick them

Me on 8 Tylenol watching a train pass by

Take them out and wrap your car around a lamppost

Incredibly stupid post it's literally just outside and a pub

I know someone who got rejected by the NHS having this done as a cosmetic surgery so he just hacked it off himself when he was drunk

this footage exists and still nothing will change because everyone with the power to do something about it in this country is either sick in the head or spineless

Me when I haven't watched a Newcastle match all season

Best time of year to put in a couple of shifts working an office job because it's dead