Heyyy. [ fingerguns with farmer rizz? ] Wait -- do you know how to fix a Neptune's Bounty?

Depends, are you looking for a tank? DPS? Support?

hehe. one ult-eater dva, comin' right up! i haven't played since ow1, i hope her kit didn't get nerfed. :/

shelly.⠀ your daily reminder that el is 5'11 😔 or 6 feet, i might make them 6 feet ( it'd be funny to me )

WHEW. was a bit worried i'd have no idea what i was doing or something equally embarrassing. hard to mess with launching a giant tank nuke though. 💪

Pshhh, meta schmeta! As long as I can kill people and have fun, that's all that matters to me! ✨ And what's more fun than dropping a tactical nuke into the enemy point? ....other than shieldbashing with Brigitte, or hiding Junk traps, or harassing the healer with Wrecking Ball -

Y'know.... maybe I should host a bonfire party on my farm. We could all make smores, grill hot dogs, camp under the stars.... Might be fun! ✨✨✨

Hey, c'mon, it's not THAT bad! At least I recognize that I play Junkrat when I'm tired of aiming. 😔

Ow , my gamer pride! I'll never recover! The shame is too great .... 😔

shelly.⠀ CORRECT????? /pos they do have dartrix swag huh

Fantastic! You're a real lifesaver. And, er, I had to pull pretty hard to get it out of the elevator wall, so there's some chips in the blade & some pretty bad scrapes. Soooo... salvageable? I hope?

Awww, c'mon, now you're just trying to break my heart! 💔 ...but yeah, I deserve an L for being a no brain Junkrat. At least I'm not a Bastion player? 😬

( RUNNING TOWARDS THE END OF THE PIER & JUMPING OVER THE READER FOR A SICK CANNON BALL!!!!! 💥💥💥 )

shelly.⠀ as someone who heavily endorses & enjoys chaos, i am EXCITED for this /pos

shelly.⠀ ADAM!!!!! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!!!! I'M SHAKING IN MY BOOTS! /lh

Seeee, we have a common enemy! Also, thank you - I'm always right & everyone should say it. ✨

shelly.⠀ henlo i am here & here to blast you all with my autism ray ( el listening to vamp.ire by payd.ay because i cant stop playing nf.s )

shelly.⠀ alright nerds, dm me for my discord if you want it because twitter do be on fire !!!! ily guys , stay safe <3