I'll be the first President to not pardon a turkey. The era of soft headed liberalism is over. We are tough on crime in this country now

Santa Claus could defeat the Justice League in battle. His powers are magical in nature, and Superman is vulnerable to magic. He can deliver presents to every Christian household in the world in a single night, which implies either Flash-level super speed, teleportation, or

the concept of getting sent to rehab by the taliban because you and your cousins wanted to larp as the peaky blinders in afghanistan

Made a site comparing the sizes of living things :) The great Julius Csotonyi spent 5 months painting over 60 illustrations for the site, no ai used

I heard from my dog that I should throw my dinner on the floor

This is pure Christmas kino and I’m tired of anyone saying otherwise.

The Pacific Theatre in WW2 is one of the closest things you get to sci-fi in real history. You have the Pacific Ocean, which is like the vastness of space. It's dotted with various exotic islands, full of strange flora and fauna, like little planets. The tribes of people on

Diddy: What you in for? Maduro: Oil. Diddy: Same.

Tokyo is actually in North America btw

My wife: have you finished that thing I asked you to do yet? Me:

Turns out I don't have ADHD--i just need everything explained to me via 2000s emo music

We finally made it to perfect February. What a beautiful calendar

people complaining about the northern hemisphere being depicted on top are wrong and innumerate. when you consider the rotation of the earth you realize that north must be "up" by the right hand rule

For those still looking for a Valentine’s Day card:

Walking away from an explosion in slow motion is a cool thing to do no matter what species you are

They should have George RR Martin write the sequel to the LOTR films. That way it will never come out.