the cringe is terminal

May be the best delivered joke of all time

MAGA Voice Trump out here fucking the constitution like it’s an underage kid.

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i made you the goo

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Jack Erhard Elon Musk Special Operation, my apologies.

Stephen Miller Republicans refuse to negotiate. And they have the majority. So please go fuck yourself. 😘

Senate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸 Pencil neck, little di*k Schiff thinks he’s smart and you’re dumb! That’s the problem with stupid people…. They don’t know they’re dumb.

We’re already reaching the “Kim Jong-il was born on the top of a mountain” stage of Trumpism

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