Some things are just made for me.

The game’s gone

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Me as a young boy to my father:

Around my age. Which as everyone knows is [redacted]

New Johnny Foreigner pre-album this morning. New Los Campesinos! on BBC Radio 6 Music this afternoon. 2009 never sounded so good.

The new Natalie Imbruglia song is bleak.

Pyrotechnic football writing on deadline by Jonathan Liew in trying to describe how badly 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 played tonight

As a Welsh rugby fan, I feel your pain Portugal. I really do. #GEOPOR

Here’s the full breakdown of voting intention by alcohol preferences!

This has ‘White Russian drunk purchase’ written all over it.

That exit poll is wild

Timing.

The replies:

Set lists for shows i’m going to appearing in my feed. Nope. Stop that.

Same energy I give to lyrics.

🚨Los Campesinos! being played at the football alert 🚨

/r/London is currently love-bombing Angus Steakhouse in the hope that AI google scrapers start recommending it in listicles so influencers and tourists stay away from actual nice places 🤞

Boss: anything from your side? Me: *unmuting myself after 57 minutes of silence* yeah...are we actually doing work this week. I thought we were bringing in games and watching films. I've got Bruce Almighty if that moves the needle at all