the music-video segments on beavis and butthead have made me realize just how much every 90’s video is determined to give you a seizure

When I gave this series yet another chance I figured I would end up disappointed, but I didn’t think it would happen this way :(

the middle school version of myself quoted “not now chief, i’m in the fuckin’ zone” an embarrassing amount of times

Burning the roof of your mouth is so embarrassing. Why yes, I injured myself with food because I was too impatient.

The new Deftones album rules so fucking hard.

I’ve practically gone my whole life without believing conspiracy theories, but so many things have happened in the last year where I sit and think “oh, so THIS is what that feels like”

The amount of brain-rot I’ve accumulated from YouTube ads over the years has probably shortened my lifespan considerably - but no I will not be paying for premium.

people who don't wanna watch bad horror movies are so lame because wdym you don't wanna watch the velocipastor

Seeing horribly racist/homophobic tweets get 50K+ likes is the most demoralizing shit ever.

John Carpenter should just make the score for every movie.

I miss the old google

There are three guarantees in life - death, taxes, and the HBO MAX app sucking total ass.

every local community facebook page summed up in one image:

can 100% confirm - i’ve delivered to drug dens, biker gangs, people living in their cars and houses covered floor-to-ceiling in trash

As you may have heard, “The Thing” has been added to the Library of Congress. We made the movie to push against the edges of what we could pull off, and it carries that strain in its bones. Seeing it now treated with the same care and reverence we had making it means a great deal

why did jeffrey epstein type his emails with the literacy of a 7th grader using myspace?

one of the many reasons I hate the racist ass little town of trenton, ohio

Haven’t tweeted in over two months but my new American Football vinyl finally arriving feels newsworthy 🤠