Really? It's Friday night. Nothing going on. No pie. No beer. Nothing. Why Sam. Why do you do this to me

*texts "u up?" To all of his contacts at 2 AM*

So my account is currently still restricted. Just like my will to live.

*accidentally daydreams about being happy*

Why is Lucifer so murdery

Holy shit Sam is blind I can finally pull the hello kitty bedspread prank ᴬˡˢᵒ ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿ ᶠᶦⁿᵃˡˡʸ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵒᵘᵗ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᶜᵃˢ ᵃⁿʸʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᴵ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ʰᵉ ʷᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᶜᵃᵗᶜʰ ᵘˢ