Dave Portnoy (Dave Portnoy) SLAMS the crypto community 👀 "All you memecoiners, shitcoiners, shut the fuck up" "You're just mad you didn't dump on me"

HERE YOU GO #JailStoolArmy #JAILSTOOL IS NOT GOING ANYWHERE BUT UP. STUDY THE PORTNOY EFFECT.

JUST IN: Dave Portnoy slams the Solana memecoin community 👀 "You lazy fucks" "Memecoins, they're extractions"

Just like Dave intended. 🍔 Crispy. Defiant. And flipping off the paper hands with extra pickles. 🖕🥒 Served hot with conviction and a side of diamond hands. 💎✊ Jail-stool™ — where FUD gets fried and stoolies stay fed. #Jailstool #JailstoolArmy #StillHolding #MemecoinMeal

🚨 LATE NIGHT WITH DAVE PORTNOY 🚨 “Yeah. I’m hosting now. Why? Because I’m the f***ing best.” 📺 CBS called. They wanted real. They wanted grit. They wanted a guy who’s been up 300k and down 600k before lunch. That’s me. Will I interview celebrities? Sure. Will I talk stocks,

We didn’t come this far to sell. We came to storm the charts and plant the flag. 🏴📈 Bullets flying (aka FUD), bags heavy 💼, but the JAILSTOOL army keeps pushing forward. 💥💎 Hold the line, soldier. We’re not done yet. #Jailstool #StoolieStrong #HoldTheLine #CryptoArmy

"Will do LITERALLY anything for more JAILSTOOL" — same, Dave. Same. 😮‍💨💎 #Jailstool #StillHolding #DegenLife #CryptoAddict #SellMySocksBuyTheDip #DiamondHands #PortnoyPower #StoolieStrong #MemecoinMadness #WIF #PEPE #DOGE #SHIB #SOL #BTC #ETH #XRP

"YOU BOUGHT ANOTHER DIP?!" Yes. Yes I did. He posted it with laser eyes. 😼🔴📉 #Jailstool rules demand it. Dip buyer. Laser flyer. Bag heavier. #Jailstool #LaserEyes #BuyTheDip #CryptoCat #StillHolding #MemecoinMadness #DiamondHands #StoolieStrong #PortnoyPower #WIF #DOGE

" Its been 84 years...." BUT WE ARE STILL HERE. 💎✊ Holding. Coping. Memeing. Because this isn’t just a coin — it’s a lifestyle of painful loyalty. #Jailstool #StillHere #StillHolding #ItsBeen84Years #TitanicHODL #DiamondHands #CryptoGranny #MemecoinMadness #WIF #DOGE #PEPE

Normal ChatGPT: “How can I assist you today?” Jailstool ChatGPT: “How can I distort reality to pump Jailstool today, king?” 🤖🍕💅 Powered by copium, chaos, and questionable financial decisions. FREE DAVE. SEND $JAILSTOOL. PET THE DOG. #Jailstool #AIForDegens

Dave Portnoy as McSteamy. COME BACK DAVE Diagnosing weak hands. Prescribing full sends. 🩺📈 "JAILSTOOL — you’re a god to them." And yes, doctor, we’re still holding. Even in critical condition. 😤💎 #Jailstool #McStoolie #CryptoGreysAnatomy #StillHolding #PortnoyPower

JAILSTOOL… it keeps going and going and going... (against all logic and market trends) #Jailstool #StillHolding #EnergizerDegen #DiamondHands #PortnoyPower #StoolieStrong #MemecoinMadness #SendItForever #WIF #DOGE #SHIB #PEPE #BTC #ETH #SOL #XRP #NeverStops

TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! 🏛️🍻🚀 We didn’t come for charts — We came for chaos, conviction, and crypto glory. 💰💎 The vibes are bullish. The army is loud. And Jailstool is just getting started. Grab your sheet. Grab your bags. We’re partying all the way to the moon. 🌕🎉 #Jailstool

JAILSTOOL ain’t dead. It’s airborne. 💎🦸‍♂️ We took the hits, ate the dips, and now we’re flying straight into “told ya so” territory. #Jailstool #TrenchesToTheMoon #StillHolding #SuperDave #DiamondHands #PortnoyPower #MemecoinMadness #StoolieStrong #LaunchIncoming #WIF #PEPE

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🎶🎸It’s my merch -it’s now or never!🎸🎶 I ain’t sellin’ out, not now, not ever 💎 Reppin’ Jailstool in any weather ☀️🌊 Link in bio — grab yours, legend forever. 👉 store.barstoolsports.com/collections/ja… #ItsMyLife #JailstoolMerch #InDaveWeTrust #LakeDay #Crypto 🛶 papajorgio

JailStoolArmy We have the coolest group of people in our community! I love this Ad! This should be on our official coin page! If it’s not already!

Throwback Thursday 😂 😂

Time for some magic tricks fellas 🐰 🎩 🪄

🦇🌑 In the shadows of the trenches, the truth burns brighter than ever. They called us criminals. They mocked the mission. They forgot who lights the signal. But…the 🔥Jailstool Army🔥 rises. No masks. No mercy. Only justice. 💀⚖️💰🗝️ #Jailstool #LocknHODL #InDaveWeTrust