✨𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐄𝐗𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄✨ 𝐓𝐨 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐈 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭. 𝐅𝐨𝐜𝐮𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞-𝐬𝐨 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡.

It's true. It's been many moons since Urbosa went a whole day without seeing Link as many as five or six of her mightiest warriors after a hint or battle. She's starting to think he likes it way more than he acts.

𝐔𝐫𝐛𝐨𝐬𝐚 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 @QueensChampion 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 #𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐔𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍𝐄𝐃. 𝐇𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐮𝐦.

We should record somethin' together. Y'know...for your fans and shit.

Can somebody please explain what all these RPG levelled muses are about I'm so confused by them.

Sorry to all I owe replies. Works keeping me away.

Urbosa sometimes sends 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐦𝐚 𝐌𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐲's grand-daughter dick pics just to piss the GILF off. For some reason the old skank slamfucks herself on that black meat when she knows her relatives want to too.

Urbosa never has to ambush the Princess when she wants a handful of royal hylian tit. What's her guard gonna do to a woman twice his size?

Not me accidently following a Zoophile and losing my mood entirely when my feed fills with horse porn.

ᴺᵒ ˢᵉˣ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ᵐᵒⁿᵗʰ.

The best thing about being 47 and into older women is that the women you're into are OLD old. And that's hot. Grandma getting DICK in this palace.

Cow girls are boring GOAT milk is where it's at 🥴😤

I'm baby 🥴

And what a night it was, Princess. 🖤

Add me to group chats. 💢