Can’t wait to get hammered tonight (I’m going to have three beers and be asleep by 11)

One beer in and I’m feeling like I’m meant for something bigger than this

Zach Bryan and a bag.

“First ride of the day or last ride of the night?”

Like a dog returning to its vomit

On beer #7 at the family watch party. Time to solidify my place as the least favorite uncle

Broad in a Barbour? Can’t decide if it’s hot or repulsive

Unless “anyone” is a 24 rack and a bag, no.

Already ran out of beer so hit the local Indian store. Every family needs a drunk uncle on Christmas

“Nicotine is good for you bro. Joe Rogan said it helps with focus bro. Do you know what a nootropic is bro?”

Start em young.

Wings and pigskin with the cousins? Can’t beat it with a stick. One day these will be the good ol days.

Back to the basics

Woke up next to my New Year’s kiss. The beer goggles must’ve been in full effect last night. If this is any indication of how this year is going to go, I’m screwed.

Can you lick them??? “It’s not the bottom of a dime bag babe”

Another year another beer, wanghaf 🍻👨🏻‍💼#expand

Couple fastballs from last night got too leathered to post, cheers #splittheg #shrink

Me and my boys did an all time draft who wins? #wanghaf #LANK #NFL #nerfornothing

Who wins? #NBA #RuckerPark #LANK

told my crush I love her and then she ghosted me but $.35 beers and $.25 dogs