If Moanas parents didn’t want her to be so obsessed with the ocean, they probably shouldn’t have named her after it. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #justsaying

This is your public service announcement to embrace a storm day with your kids. Get out the blankets, put on the movies, serve up the junk food, light a candle and hygge the shit out of it.

idk, Western media people kinda being a little bit racist right now 😳 (a thread)

Kyiv most be held. Ukraine is winning. Not losing is winning. The one objective of the Russian Army is to move as quickly as possible to encircle (isolate) and penetrate #Kyiv More humble advice from #urbanwarfare history/studies:

Ukraine Has Exposed Western Hypocrisy and Racism

Food for thought. What’s happening in Ukraine is awful awful awful. But this is also true. There is outcry all over the world that needs support too.

I think if you grew up in Beverly Hills with super successful parents in what was simply a smaller mansion… nobody needs to hear your thoughts on success/work ethic. This same 24 hours in the day shit is a nightmare. 99.9% of the world grew up with a VERY different 24 hours.

will smith assaults chris rock on stage, gets to sit back down, then win an oscar… okay 😭 #whatjusthappened

Michael Harriot Are you saying physical assault is an acceptable reaction to jokes you don’t like and mean words?

You know you’re newly postpartum when a phrase that comes out your mouth is “just grab the toy basket and tip it all on the floor and I will point to where it is” - cause no mother at any other time would endorse a basket tip off her own free will.

Something that honestly blows my mind is people using the anti abortion argument and stating “gods way”. However I bet these same people would accept life saving medicine or surgery for themselves or their kids if they needed too - which, newsflash, would also defy “gods way”

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

“Pro lifers” argue that unplanned pregnancies are “Gods way”. But these same people would seek medicine if they got sick, essentially defying “Gods way” - they could argue that God gave them access to modern medicine. I would argue God gave us access to abortions. #RoeVsWade

There are two types of people in the world. Those that watch videos only of people picking other peoples blackheads, and those that don’t.