“How many times have you watched the replay of Constitution Hill at Southwell?”

Freakish

Reading through the comments to this from last year. How did nobody go for ‘goes to Southwell for a race made entirely for his benefit and gives racing fans one of the best feel-good moments since Sprinter Sacres regained his Champion Chase crown’

The best chaser of my lifetime.

Restore really are full of neo-nazis aren’t they. Genuinely scary.

Good half that Towen #ITFC

Kopek at the last in the Arkle

Has anyone ever gone on a better run of form in a 15 game stretch as we did that year? Absolute state of it man.

2010 Cheltenham (Downtown)

West Indies openers likely to sum up my approach to day 3 and 4 of the Cheltenham Festival.

Right in the twitter hall of fame this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

‘As the war in the Middle East intensified, Azor Matusiwa launched a missile of his own as Ipswich took one step closer to a return to the Premier League with a win against Hull’ #ITFC

just met a cute girl at the wedding i’m at like actually cute. objectively dangerous face card. we’re talking. vibes are immaculate. she’s laughing at my jokes. i’m in my bag. aura farming effortlessly. then sports get brought up, she says it “i watch baseball” my ears

Paul Townend jumping the last 5 lengths clear on kopek des bordes in the arkle

Someone’s confident going into Cheltenham

Just been stopped through security. Been asked what the ball of cash was for. Just said ‘Kopek Des Bordes’.

Some scenes tomorrow when the Kopek and Leader D’Allier multis start up for the week..

Happy Kopek day to all who celebrate

Kitzbuhel you little dancer!

🚨A public announcement 🚨 Doctor Steinberg is an aeroplane. A weapon. A machine. A good thing. A fucking certainty. An absolute god given certainty. Sell the house. Sell the car. Sell the kids. And get the absolute lot on the Steinberg.