OMG WHAT EVER NEXT

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If you ever find yourself in this situation the doors will not open til the car is completely full of water (due to pressure diff inside and outside) So break the windows through detachable chair head * or Breathe in deeply til the car is full then open the doors RT 2 save lives

- “you let your dog sleep In the bed with you?” -Me and my dog

All kicking off on the c2c earlier 🤣

I did the thing where I let my 2½-year-old nephew take over my Animoji and he mostly had one question

Only I would have a car crash on the way to get KFC for my little brother and for him to call me to see where I was and say “OH, but are we still getting KFC” 🤣🤣

This kind of shit makes my stomach turn, imagine that being your kid 😢

Just randomly started crying about dogs??? 😰😢 makes me so sad imagining all those lost, abandoned, abused, in homes - all they know is love and fear and how people can do anything but love them is beyond me 😢

Tax rebate couldn’t have come at a better time, I am so thankful I’ve been robbed over the past year

😳😰

Who said romance is dead.. first ‘romantic’ meal Jacks cooking for me and I’ve turnt up in my pj’s fresh out the shower with wet hair

I’m getting so fat in this relationship

My November to February vocabulary; I’m cold, I’m tired, I’m hungry, I’m bored, I’m fat.

I just donated a special premature nappy to a UK hospital by tweeting #PampersForPreemies - show your support and do the same! 👶

Why they gotta be so cute 😢😭

Merry Christmas everyone, I wish you all health and happiness in 2020❤️

This a strong contender for the best video this decade

The whole reason Disney+ was released just in time for the pandemic