Or, deliberately underpaying employees so that their livelihoods are in the hands of grumpy and occasionally bigoted customers with no firm understanding of tip basics is a terrible compensation strategy.

You've only got 7 chances for dinner each week

why do we not tolerate third person in real life but it's all of a sudden cool in the rap music

Why does roasted coffee smell like cat piss sometimes?

French Fries are the Friendship Food

"Tundra hogs"

I'm in hysterics

it's now the time of year where i start organizing my free birthday coupons

I just want a world where my black friends can drink their goddamn grape soda without racial epithets.

"I wanted thick juice. Shoot me."

Just remember, farting 52 times a day is the equivalent of losing one pound of fat.

"Then he said he went to Spoon and Table."

Habits are dangerous

Fucking industries

Fucking industries x.com/cbsthismorning…

"Real shade throws itself."

Are Mazdas nice?

Happy Graduation to #CEHD master educators. Also v nice carpet.