I don’t miss you at 2 AM. I miss you when life gives me a win and I cannot tell you.

ending up in an unexpected relationship with an amazing human >>>>>>>>>

Hey, delete this.

Craving mango sticky pussy or whatever it’s called

When you getting your dick sucked by an extraordinary eater you legit feel like a king

Dream life.

when you’re financially stable and your mom is now on your payroll finally

Lol.

Rarely ever work on my birthday, it’s tradition at this point

This exactly how I kiss, don’t come over here tryna peck me to death

What took you so long?

You might be the freakiest freak that’s ever freaked.

You’re not polygamous ,you just need two people to love you at the same time because your parents didn’t.

A sign of goodass food at a shindig? When the chicken is tender.

i’m gonna lovebomb my wife (love her unconditionally) for 70 years then ghost her (die)

told a nigga I was made just to serve him like girl calm down fr