Complete rebuild needed next season - squad full of national league south players + a handful of NL players. Think we did well with the poor squad we had. Recruitment has been AWFUL this season. Results of your head scout being at every home game 🤷‍♂️.........

We are delighted to announce the signing of Asher Yearwood ✍️ Asher joins the Magpies after a season with Gosport Borough in which the midfielder scored 18 times and assisted 11! 💪

Two and a half weeks till our first pre season game and I think we have 5 players confirmed. Really hope lots of work is going on behind the scenes, if not Flackwell Heath FC can we play 5aside? 😂 Maidenhead United

🚨 #30 FOR MAIDENHEAD IS MANNY O 🚨 We are delighted to announce that Manny Onariase has signed a permanent deal with the club ahead of the 2025/26 campaign! ✍️

Nathan Ferguson trialing at Crawley 😂😂how the fuck has he wangled that hahahaha

And in other breaking news, Water is wet😂

9 months out & WE BACK!✅

A student opening their results live on the BBC: “On that note, I want to say Free Palestine, end the genocide and the BBC is complicit…” The BBC reporter quickly interjected and said “we’re here to talk about A-Level results… Gaza is a whole different subject…”

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Such an embarrassing tweet

Needed/deserved that!!!

MAGS AWAY, A-HA, A-HA... 🎶

What a performance 🙌🙌

20th September people are going to lose their minds when they realise Maidenhead and Maidstone aren't the same place/team 🤣🤣

Don't ever let them tell you that it's not about racism and Islamophobia.

It's no coincidence that Reform UK are being bank rolled by the very same billionaires who are putting up your bills and burning the planet. The small boats are a distraction. Stop blaming immigrants and start blaming an exploitative capitalist system.

Nigel Farage Exposed by Led By Donkeys 👏 👏

Thought this was the Maidenhead vs Eastbourne highlights from the other week for a second