You couldn’t make it up!!! 😩

CRISTIANO RONALDO BICYCLE KICK GOAL! 🤯

Look at the state of them lot, can tell by looking at them they’re fucking retards.

🚨SHOCK POLL: LABOUR TO WIN JUST SIX SEATS IN ELECTION LATEST POLL by Find Out Now ➡️REF: 367 (+362) 🟢GRN: 83 (+79) 🟠LDM: 78 (+6) 🟡SNP: 45 (+37) 🔵CON: 37 (-84) 🐲PC: 7 seats (+3) 🔴LAB: 6 (-405) (+/- change from 2024 election) LABOUR ARE FINISHED 👏

Further evidence that Rachel Reeves is a disingenuous charlatan.

🚨 BREAKING: THE £22 BILLION BLACK HOLE NEVER EXISTED 🇬🇧 THEY LIED TO YOU TO JUSTIFY RAIDING EVEN MORE OF YOUR MONEY ⚠️ LABOUR ARE ROTTEN TO THE CORE, REEVES MUST RESIGN OVER THIS❗️

So EVs were pushed as the clean, future-proof solution, yet from 2026 they’ll pay the Congestion Charge in London. If EVs are “zero-emission”, why are they being taxed like petrol cars? The government sold a green initiative, then pulled the plug when people actually switched.

🚨BREAKING: Keir Starmer is set to CANCEL ‘four’ mayoral elections in May 2026 until 2028. They are: ▪️Cancelling Elections ▪️Cancelling Jury trials ▪️Arresting people for speech But they want THE WORLD to believe the average Brit is the FASCIST.

THIS IS KEIR STARMER’S LABOUR 🥀 ▪️Cancelling local elections ▪️Cancelling Mayoral elections ▪️Mandatory Digital ID ▪️Arresting people for online comments ▪️Cancelling Jury trials ▪️Roll out of facial recognition in every town. DID YOU VOTE FOR THIS ?

Size of that hooter

No lie detected.

There’s only so long you can run for, bigger ring spent 4 rounds running, cream always rises to the top

What a game of darts that is😂

Honestly thought he was doing a decent job 🤣 that squad isn’t even top 6 worthy

Nor are 40,000 undocumented migrants landing on Dover beach illegally each year but that doesn’t seem to bother Labour MPs

Amorim is the best manager United had, for a long time and they sacked him because he burst their ego bubble. Amazing some United fans are only just seeing this

Welcome to "Modern Britain," where tuberculosis has made a return because of mass immigration. The disease, which hasn't been a problem in the UK since Victorian times, has forced an Amazon factory to shut as an estimated dozen staff have it. Literally the definition of import

Size of the man

Football is fucking gone, what is the point in that

Who the fuck keeps giving her stupid fucking air time, she’s a fucking retard