Yeah piss off

Bloke can’t take a pen to Save his life

Hopefully Max Gilbert is on pens

Newly free agent, right winger. Good turn of pace! Can beat a man (sometimes) - been called a young Stewart Downing hahah! Just not being paid enough not like Max Gilbert at Liskeard Athletic

My idol but wouldn’t get in the Austell team

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Same I’m a free agent

Just bought my first legitimate round, might have to move to liskeard to cover the money

Good luck today lads!💚💚

Just lost the game of 5’s, hate my life going to go to the park and practise my crossing

Shit team has no George marris in it #billythefish

Just met uncle Barry in Barcelona reminded me when we use to play football in Newquay #goodtimes

Last night was such a movie #willtucker #marristhegoat

Lights, camera, action @willtucker @marristhegoat

Anyone seen Tucker, hasn’t been seen in 5 hours! Last known sighting in bathroom with phone #lightscameraactoon #marristhegoat

Lads holiday in Barcelona: Lads: “you wouldn’t drink 30 pints” Marris the goat: “nah I probably wouldn’t” #marristhegoat

Fag, fry up, pint. Ready for the day ahead🙌🏼 #marristhegoat #beltersonly

Guyyyyyssssss Just seen uncle Barry again reminds me when we went to the cow field and milked them. My hand hurt that day #marrisgoat

Feeling sad, holiday is over, ankle is sore and uncle Barry isn’t home #imfumingfromcornwall #marrisisgoat

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