I am prepared to defend our nation from foreign invaders like alien dogs and seadogs and Rottweilers . #geordi4prez

Me and my best buddy Barack! He is in full support of my campaign for this presidency.

Future Vice President Frito planning new foreign policy ideas.

Me on my way to implement equal rights:

As the first presidential candidate to have gone to space, I will allocate more of the budget to space exploration. We will put a paw on mars if I am. #geordi4prez Woof

I would like to state that while I maintain friendship with Barack, I will never support what he did in Afghanistan and Iraq. War crimes are always bad, in any context. If I am elected I will allocate a portion of the budget for giving reparations to victims of these awful crimes

#geordi4prez

I hate cops. #ACAB

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Woof! Roe v. Wade must not be overturned, it is important that people should be able to regulate what is inside their own uteri, and it is not up to the government to control that!

As evidenced by my barking at coyotes early in the morning, I care about defending our territory! However I also care about supporting other government programs besides defense, so if elected I will redistribute a bit of our budget towards other departments of the government

Happy Pride Month! I support people of all gender identities and sexual orientations! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

If I am elected I will do something about gun violence instead of just tweeting about it!

If I am elected I will make the rights to an abortion enshrined in law in all cases! It is not up to an undemocratically elected court to make decisions that go against 70% of the country! Not to mention how many lives we would be saving if abortions were protected and safe!

Does you phone have games on it

Me training my body double on how to pretend to be me in case of emergency during my presidency:

Wishing everyone a happy pawlidays woof

maybe i will run in 2026 to save america