my phone knows too much about my bedtime habits

oh no

han and leia: fighting for their lives on cloud city luke, meanwhile on dagobah with yoda:

did you guys know macklin celebrini has two brothers and they both have normal names. and he’s the middle child. what happened there.

@ ryan murphy GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HER

the giant sign that says KUNT 🩵 during the latvia v usa men’s hockey rn is killing me. i know it’s not english but it’s still very funny to me, an idiot

also remember that time i had to watch zach werenski’s eyeball basically explode during a game. i haven’t thought about that in forever but it’s also the only thing i know about him so

was reminded of the who gives a fuck brothers being on team usa so i turned the game off go latvia

the superior team usa hockey brothers!!!!! and it’s not even close!!!! stop making me look at the other ones!!!!!!!

during every round of sexuality/labels/gender discourse I just picture this post in my head. Load-bearing image.

me: “who am i to judge?” also me:

i’m lowkey creepy af i do like watching what people are up to but i’m harmless i just have to know things for no reason

yall know im us womens hockey team down

USA only allowed ONE GOAL so far during the Winter Olympic games 🤯 The U.S. will compete for a gold medal on Thursday.

They didn’t just break the record. They shattered it. 💥 Gwyneth Philips, Ava McNaughton, and Aerin Frankel lead a streak that beat the all-time Olympic record by 86 minutes, 23 seconds. #WinterOlympics

the lift oh i love them dearly

alysa liu i would die for you

just saw a recent photo of brady skjei and i immediately turned into the myspace emmy rossum meme!!!! goddamn!!!!!!