If I was the Jets I’d be pulling this out of storage for the playoffs.

I smoked 100s of cigarettes in Zellers restaurants.

Rumour has it that for Game 2 the Kings anthem will be played by a single middle aged man with a Kazoo. #NHLPlayoffs

Pierre Poilievre not meeting with Nardwuar is a very telling sign.

Today is the big day! I don’t care who you vote for and no one should tell you whether who you choose to vote for is right or wrong. It’s your vote. Cast it proudly! Go Canada!

The face of counting your chickens before they hatch. #Election2025 #CanadaVotes

"So, I want to thank you, Danielle Smith. Why? Because today we stand united, we're not going anywhere... if you have problems with first nations, you can leave." Piikani First Nation Chief Troy Knowlton does not mince words on Bill 54 and a lack of Indigenous consulation.

I do like how we take a stroll through a Medieval Times restaurants before games against the Knights. I’ll take one mutton joint please.

Actually, that half the country you speak of.. think you're an absolute moron.

Are we sure that Maple Leaf fans even like the Maple Leafs?

Short yardage defence = ✅

Just saw an election sign for the Alberta Republicans.. Before running for office these folks should figure out what country they live in.

When is the next bye week for the Elks? They need to work on a few things. #GoElks

Some days I still can’t get past them killing off Adale in season one of the walking dead. What was that all about?

When your girlfriend gets what you’re all about:

#GoElks

"Life, uh, finds a way"

I’ll take my everything club. It never lets me down.

#GoElks fan here. Yuck.