This is the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard

Oh, just following orders turned out to be a bad idea? I'm shocked.

Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time

I dunno, maybe I'm naive but I think it would be better to have a world order not presided over by plutocratic racist pedophiles.

Love this so much!! Young black brothers traveling the world, appreciating culture and showing great humility! That’s so 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. S/O L.J (great initials 😉) & Dalvin! Photographer too 🫡

The Attorney General is correct, and the people of Washington state deserve better than whatever the hell this is.

It is 1779. You are George Washington. You wake up in a cold sweat. Your dreams have brought this terrifying glimpse of the future, and you know it must not come to pass.

I believe in these men. I believe in this team. I believe in Sam Darnold. Go Hawks. Might as well go win the whole fuckin' thing.

Let’s go win the fucking Super Bowl.

Seattle Seahawks like that

sea hawk | noun | any of several large dark-colored birds (genus Stercorarius) of northern seas that are related to the skua, are strong fliers, and tend to harass weaker birds until they drop or disgorge their prey SEE ALSO: Champion

HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?!

Patriots WR Stefon Diggs: “We got beat by a good ass team.”

Team of destiny.

Ain’t you at home. Goofy ass

Bad night to be a Busch Light…. #victorybeers 😎

12 years ago, Seahawks coach Mike Macdonald was about to quit coaching football to focus on his business career. But he decided to stick with what made him passionate, not wanting to have regrets once he turned 40. Tonight he won the Super Bowl. At age 38.

Go Kraken, imho

lol congratulations Senator-elect McMorrow

Congratulations Senator-elect Mallory McMorrow