Today, we began auditioning slogans for #EWR. Please vote for your favorite.

I haven’t posted about my hatred for brunch in forever but it has been rekindled because I’m AT BRUNCH! New hatred: the ironic winter cap. #1 don’t wear hats indoors unless you’re at a ballgame. #2 Brunch is stupid. Get outta bed earlier!

Only in the midwest will you find a children’s museum #bloomingtondiscovery with a play kitchen featuring #deepdishpizza

It should be no secret my disdain for brunch and especially NYC brunch culture but meeting my old mate avocadorex at my favorite restaurant in the city Benchmark Restaurant is a good reason to get over it! #geoffh8sbrunch… instagram.com/p/B4pv2ZRhzkC/…

I never wanna buy my child a gun but I hope one day to be as good a dad as in “a Christmas story“

While others search for what they can take, a true king searches for what he can give. #theonlygoodthingaboutthelionkingreboot!

shrimpandgrits #managingselfisolation #bacon #shrimpandgrits #geoffh8sbrunch @ Delafield, Wisconsin instagram.com/p/B-YOnn8BzZL/…

Killer Mother’s Day ribeye, asparagus, sauteedmushrooms, salad instagram.com/p/CADXLFWgW_o/…

If it ain’t ready in the time it takes to listen to 7 plus minutes of #billyjoel scenes from an Italian restaurant, it ain’t #fastfood

The point of my handle! instagram.com/p/CvDRhjrP9ZN/…

Just don't call it brunch!

If you can't bring your A-game, bring your A-pants. - Geoffrey Williams

Not brunch ChiliDogs Chicago Cubs @betterthanSonic

Not opposed to Beef. It's What's For Dinner. jerky in general - might want to have somebody make sure these aren't in the window!

For #NationalCoffeeDay I spilled my two day old "to go" mug in my back pack.

I've been collecting thes helmets on visits to ballparks for years. Never thought these two would meet in the WS!

Thanks American Airlines for the free bourbon! Bless you! "We'll pretend it's your birthday..." a-dorable. americanair Woodford Reserve

Thankful for things that don't go away like watching the Lions on Thanksgiving Day!

I miss my $14 haircuts on 46th Street in Manhattan. $20 for a straight up barber cut in Illinois?

Airport vendors, ACHTUNG! Please price your items so I'm not forced to carry ninety-seven cents in change in only pennies and dimes!!!!!