“Twitter has always underperformed as a business compared to its importance” is the most succinct, all encompassing way to describe the platform.

LinkedIn show what they actually contributed to a project when they post about it

ESPN is such a joke. Imagine cancelling a legacy broadcast show that has great ratings because it "doesn't go viral on social". Clowns.

this is the plot of severance

🎬 ‘Can’t Hardly Wait’ opened in theaters 27 years ago, June 12, 1998

Iran: Weeks away from having nuclear weapons since 1995

This is literally the Mount Rushmore of wacky sitcom neighbors.

📺ABC’s ‘TGIF’ (1990)

Ticketmaster upsell to not be featured on the Jumbotron

Better Call Saul - Season 05 Episode 10 - Frame 524 of 3622

Dexter Resurrection writers causally writing the greatest Dexter season nearly 20 years after the season 1 pilot was released.

When a person in a row behind me thinks they're getting off the plane before me

If the only thing keeping a kid on the Nice List is the expectation of toys, then, brother, that kid is a piece of shit