BREAKING: Man Utd have reached a verbal agreement with Erik ten Hag to ruin his promising career in under 3 years.

Paddy Power If you really believe that will you advertise United at 10000/1 to win the Premier League in any of the next 3 seasons

The Champions League draw is taking place tomorrow 👀 Stay up-to-date with our UCL Hub 👇

One happy Hagrid 😅

Thanks for everything, Aaron

Can’t wait for Rambo to be a pundit. This is a bit Micah Richards dreamed of pulling off. They’re different Gravy.

On his way to the Arsenal!

RED CARD! Declan Rice rightly sent off for getting booted deliberately by Joel Veltman.

As if things couldn't get any worse for Spurs fans, Harry Kane has just been presented with the below trophy:

What a moment, AUBA⚡️. ⚡️

A failed medical away from a cracking deadline day signing for Hansi Flick at Camp Nou.

#MCIARS - 49” Consistency is one of our main focuses here at Stockley Park this season. After we let Doku off for kicking the ball away earlier (we’re scared of city’s lawyers), we gave Trossard a second yellow for doing exactly the same thing 👍🏻

Man trusted that turn signal with his life

This kid had to make 4 shots in 25 seconds to win $10k

I hope that doesn’t change the search results for “Saliba vs Bournemouth”. I can’t jerk off to that quite the same way.

Who the fuck chooses this team?

Perhaps they’re the same person. It’s tough to show this level of consistency, continuity and effective policy and communication without being the same person. Interesting….

Live from New York, it's Saturday night.

David Coote, enjoy your retirement.