Your favorite concert T-shirt now has a provenance.

Gen X relationships used to end with a mixtape. Now it’s psychological warfare with 23 Furbies.

Well, this didn't age well.

LeVar Burton walked so Bruce Campbell could absolutely not handle this situation.

Ferris Bueller committed at least 12 felonies and we all just called it “a day off.”

I still think about this quote at least once a week, usually while holding whatever just broke off in my hand.

Growing up in the ’70s wasn’t all sunshine and Pop Rocks, but I remain deeply grateful there was no social media in 1975. My childhood never had to survive memes like this.

This movie remains, 50 years later, my most dependable happy place.

I grew up being told never to get into a van. But nobody said anything about the Thin Lizzy Godzilla vampire van.

The spiritual energy of every teenage boy who thought he was killing on the field trip bus.

The truth is out there. The shrimp is right here.

This logo has a Pavlovian effect on me. It means something awesome is about to happen and I will be watching all of it.

This glorious motherfucker didn’t miss a day of work in his life. Why don't we have a national holiday for Fred the Baker?

May the Fourth be with you. This is your reminder that the correct amount of Star Wars is two movies and one perfect cliffhanger. End it at Empire. Han is frozen, Luke is traumatized, Vader dropped the bomb, roll credits forever.

I don’t have a favorite season of SNL, but this is the greatest goddamn sketch they’ve ever done. The Louvre has the Mona Lisa. SNL has this.

If you're not wearing Yoda Underoos right now, are you even celebrating Star Wars Day?

Home sick, juice box in hand, about to learn way too much about adulthood.

As a Gen-Xer raised on SNL, nothing warms my cold little heart like watching people discover that Chevy Chase has always been an asshole.

Happy Cinco de Mayo to all who celebrate. Here's hoping you have a plethora of piñatas.

When your dad joins your band onstage and everyone suddenly understands why he kept correcting your flow at breakfast.