Get Eric Adams on Hot Ones before it's too late

The Substance rocks

He's playing Voltron

This is like when your manager calls you in to save something as a PDF

Unimaginable how much better society would be if people were raptured the moment they cheered for this stupid thing

Just saw a Cybertruck drive by that was the exact same color as KFC gravy so at least my life isn't going as bad as that guy

Real companies used to advertise here. Target. J. Crew. Adam & Eve.

British people at 3:30:

Clogged toilet at party. No plunger.

My brother in law sends me his NYT Mini results periodically and I don't have the heart to tell him that spending 2 minutes on the Mini isn't impressive and in fact means he's quite stupid

i don't vote by mail. I vote by female cause my girlfriend is better at filling in the little boxes

Movies used to have Gabriel Byrne in them

Evergreen

This is what happens when you overfill your monitor fluid

Ah fuck I Tinker Tailored when I should have Soldier Spied

I just had a realization that people who like this stuff are absolutely the type to not notice motion smoothing on their TV or even prefer it that way

Eating chicken nuggets while drinking chocolate milk and doing a fresh Windows install. It's like I'm 14 again

Look I understand not everybody knows everything but this is like googling "The Bible"