Why aren’t all hot dogs foot longs? Nobody eats just one hot dogs.

The Washington Football Team is by far the best team name in the NFL. Not even close.

On avg, the stock market is up 3 out of every 4 years. Last 3 years (S&P): 2019: +31% 2020: +18% 2021: +28% The markets reward long term investors, but positive return don’t happen every year. Have realistic expectations and don’t panic if the stock market is down in 2022.

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Didn’t mean to tweet this link but let me know if you’re interested.

Woke up to SexyBack by JT this morning, so yes, I just had the best day of my life.

Not sure I’ve ever liked a bad team more than the Lions. Never quit. Some playmakers. Trick plays. Fighting their butts off. Fun to watch.

Just played Texas Hold’em on Bovada for 4.5 hours, currently up $1.25. Career change announcement coming soon!!!

It better start cooling down. I’m not trying to pay $6 for my Runza Restaurants Temp Tuesday meal.

Woke up to one of my favorite songs, sang by one of my favorite artists. “Because of You” by Kelly Clarkson. My enemies better watch the fuck out today.

Imagine being the guy in the stands who took the video of AB’s tantrum. Used by every news outlet with no compensation. You are an American Hero, sir.

Put that on Bryce’s rookie card baby!!!

Putting a fat bong on our wedding registry. I hope my Grandpa gets it for us.

Last night Allie asked me if the Huskers were Division 1. I don’t necessarily believe in domestic abuse but wtf else am I supposed to do.

If you drive a PT Cruiser you have cats.

I hate to be “that” guy, but the sonic chicks suck.

All remotes are pretty good at getting stuck in the couch but Amazon Fire Stick remotes are the best.

As you become an adult, you realize that things around you weren't just always there; people made them happen. But only recently have I started to internalize how much tenacity *everything* requires. That hotel, that park, that railway. The world is a museum of passion projects.

For all you nerds that want to pay less tax…

“Defamed” lol more famous than ever x.com/i/events/15169…