Whatever! He can just go to the pharmacy and get a different pair, they can’t be that expensive if they’re fake!

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So where’s my food?

“ How do you think 𝘐 feel?! “

And he also doesn’t appreciate being awoken from his nap.

“ … Are you listening to yourself right now..? “

Who cares about that! Sleep now, clean later, those are the words everyone should live by.

Hissing loudly with claws bared.

Giving the glare right back.

Giving the strange lady an ugly look, “ I know you didn’t just call me a cat. And that’s not even the best way to get a cat’s attention. Er — I mean, m-meow! “

“ We’re not at anything. You’re going to leave me here and all will be well. “

“ Your book is gonna get reeeaaaal familiar with my claws. “

“ Hell yeah I would, do you know how hard it is to sleep with this heat? I need all I can get! “

“ … I can’t do any of that, I dunno what you’re talking about. Maybe you’re just hearing things! I don’t even know what a ‘talking’ is, haha.. “ Looking around for some sort of excuse to get out of here, but it seems like there isn’t really anything he can do.

He closed his eyes in thought for a moment… “ Fine, I guess I can agree to that. But I also want a bowl of water, then it’ll be completely fair. “

“ Yes we can, but until it happens this book is gonna be my spot. Hopefully that motivates you to move a little quickly with this. “

“ Man, and I was just starting to fall back asleep. You win, I’ll take the pillow now. And make sure that fan is on its highest setting. “ Getting up with a stretch and in one quick hop, he was on the pillow and sprawled out in no time.