// Can we talk about how big it was that Stede ordered Jack to leave his ship? He spent the whole episode in a similar state to when Nigel was on board. He’s used to getting pushed around. Telling Jack to leave was HUGE, it was Stede learning to stand up for himself.

I’ve essentially asked Wee John to stop teasing me for my clothing, have I not?

// THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STEDE AND LUCIUS’ FACES AFTER STEDE SAYS “I MAY BE LANDED GENTRY BUT IM THRILLED TO BE GRANTED ENTRY” 😭

THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT

// WHERE DID NEARLY 3K OF YOU COME FROM I’m Being Perceived time to hide in a cave

THERE HAD BETTER NOT BE ANOTHER MUTINY AFOOT

#blackbonnet

Ashamed to say I’m still rubbish at ladders.

Sorry for the absence, I’ve been busy being the best captain possible!

Izzy talks a lot of smack for someone I could easily pick up with one hand and toss overboard.

// on vacation so I’m IA but HAPPY SEASON TWO ANNOUNCEMENT, GAYS