ask any girl and she’ll admit that when a guy poops their pants it immediately boosts them from being a 6 to an 8

that trevor wagner guy on snapchat is so fucking cringy

thinking about telling this girl i had a dream about her last night, but unsure if that would be weird or not. we’re not dating, been seeing each other for a little over a month though

alternate

do one movie to help out a friend and all of a sudden ive been typecasted as a small, hairy creature who dwells in caves

a grandfather, father, and son all looking in the same mirror at separate times, at the same age

one beer and i turn into a handful. just reflexively bit the servers arm cuz she tried taking my food from me when i wasnt done. went to take a leak and clawed a guy’s back at the urinal. hiding under the floorboards from the staff rn

roger waters is sitting in my bedroom singing the entire pink floyd discography to me. its a very intimate setting and a once in a lifetime experience, but hes only like 5 songs in and been going for hours

going to buy this

was listening to music while high. the most beautiful angelic sounding song came on and i thought, i must know who this is. opened spotify and it was a song from the witcher game soundtrack lol

here’s your rip post you wankers

its important for tight ends to have long hair poking out of their helmets. makes them more powerful

i stopped posting on this acct once i got a girlfriend. i guess that makes me a simp😂 nah but fr i need to dump her so i can get back to focusing all my free time on becoming the worlds strongest boy