a handsome

Desperately refreshing Grindr at the Cum Town show

You: so what are your kinks Me:

Banned from my local literary society for summarising The Glass Bead Game as "gay and horney"

Read 'Confessions of a Mask' already

Excuse me sir, I'm gonna have to see some Clout before you keep scrolling

This is Us reboot with orcs

Update from the Cum Town show: half the people there were dressed exactly like Nick. Stav is super fucking adorable in real life and I'll be bitter that I couldn't stick around to get a photo with him until I die.

Arthur Morgan can raw me in the swamp

Rdr2, The Witcher 3 and Dishonored 2 are the only games that give me the freedom to hang out at the docks eyeing off the rough trade

everybody keep it down I'm trying to jack off in the work bathroom

Hospitalised with "sweaty cock brain", send all heavy dicks and thick builds you have to bank account listed below

Fashionably late orctober