|| Midnight, alright let's see how long it stays on.

"Angel is mine! Totally called it!"

@HyperionRules1 "Eh…?" Gaige stared at the male quizzically, what was he on about? "One, don't call me sexy, two, what…?"

@HyperionRules1 "Okay…?" She continued to stare. "You're calling a Vault Hunter sexy? I thought we were 'filthy uncivilised bandits.'"

@HyperionRules1 "Is this another attempt to kill me or something? Because that seems way more likely than Handsome Jack hitting on me."

"And your all time favourite Mechromancer is awake!"

"That was really motivational right up until that bit about Jack." x.com/HyperionNewU/s…

"Oh! I should totally build DeathTrap a new arm for Christmas!"

"Maya~" Gaige's voice took on a sing song voice. "What'cha you want for Christmas?"

"There's… two Maya's now?"

"Not even gonna question it anymore."

"Jeez how many Jacks are there… even when he's dead I can't get rid of him."

|| I love the art of older Gaige.

|| Imagine if Gaige worked for Hyperion and became Jack's head engineer or something.

"I should repaint DeathTrap to look more festive…"

"Quick question, why do we call Handsome Jack, /Handsome/ Jack? Aren't we boosting his ego just a tiny bit?"

|| Totally gonna write an au one of these days where Gaige is Jack's Head Engineer or something and honestly it sounds fun to write.

"Doesn't he have a giant ass scar underneath that thing?" x.com/LadyHammerlock…

|| THIS IS NOT OKAY x.com/HyperionRules1…

@HyperionRules1 || POSTING CUTE HEARTBREAKING STUFF LIKE THIS IS FAR FROM OKAY.